Some people meditate, others have massages. I blend.

Recently I got a blender, but not just any blender. I got a Black&Decker Cyclone 600-watt Bad-Ass! Yes you read correctly 600-WATTS of pure excellence. It has enough power to single handedly.....END GLOBAL WARMING!!!! Complete with Digital 12 Speed Control that offers me versatility when blending. I've made fruit smoothies and peanut butter chocolate shakes, and frankly, i'm a natural. Yes, blending, you could say, is in my blood. Not because my father blended or his father blended or his father and so on. No because I injected a blender straight into my carotid artery!

...Until next time my Kung-fu Companions.

ps 5 fictional dollars to anyone who can tell me where I got the tittle to this post from.